Hey BK! How about you bust your ass for your job so you can scrape by in the super-expensive City By The Bay! And for all your expertise, hard work, long hours and stress, you get to sport a nice fat cold sore!
Hey girls! Check me out!
Cold sores can suck it. No better way to feel fucking disgusting.
Comments (10)
By the way, my apologies for what is easily the grossest post to date on redshifter.org. Rotten.com, here I come!
Posted by redshifter | January 11, 2002 8:43 PM
Posted on January 11, 2002 20:43
'sawright... we know how it is.
[you sicko]
Posted by corey | January 12, 2002 7:09 AM
Posted on January 12, 2002 07:09
No way to get out of this one except to go through it and know that this too shall pass.
Posted by helen | January 13, 2002 6:22 AM
Posted on January 13, 2002 06:22
Nice one!
Posted by Darian | January 14, 2002 10:25 AM
Posted on January 14, 2002 10:25
i still have a discoloration under/around my lip from a the last ribbon-winning cold-sore i had... in 90? my body usually cranks one out for parties where i'm (part, at least) host, holidays, etc.
they do suck -- my anti-viral thoughts are with you. let me know if u want any remedy advice.
ps -- i almost burnt my house down sunday. see link. *takes a drag off his parliament* (at least i got it out before the firetrucks showed up.)
pss -- pics aren't formatted, sorry. and the last 2 are fire(blade) pics ;) i keep taking pieces off.
Posted by digishanker | January 15, 2002 4:04 PM
Posted on January 15, 2002 16:04
Dude, ask your dentist for a tube of Zovirax cream. If you get that shit on the spot early enough, it'll stop a cold sore in its tracks. Even if you put it on after the initial blister-breakout, it still diminishes the gross-factor endgame by about 50 percent. I only offer this because I too have been Captain Cold Sore at times -- ask my bro. He's busted my stones about it when necessary.
Posted by Dick Diesel | January 18, 2002 12:34 PM
Posted on January 18, 2002 12:34
I've been rocking the Denavir since day one. Unfortunately I "felt the tingle" on Friday during an epic 8-hour client meeting, and I could hardly bail out of that to go fetch my meds. So as it went, by the time I got home to medicate myself I'd already busted out a few blisters. Even still, that stuff puts the fat hurt on those bad boys. As I write this a week later, I'm almost all healed up.
Posted by redshifter | January 18, 2002 1:15 PM
Posted on January 18, 2002 13:15
do you know what da dif between zovirax and denavir? Never seen a compare and contrast.
Posted by Dick Diesel | January 22, 2002 12:18 PM
Posted on January 22, 2002 12:18
I believe that "Sucking it" is probably what caused that cold sore in the first place, Bob.
Posted by Rizball Wizard | January 23, 2002 1:06 PM
Posted on January 23, 2002 13:06
And a 'har dee har har' to you, Riz.
Posted by redshifter | January 23, 2002 1:44 PM
Posted on January 23, 2002 13:44