This salad rocks like Bill Bailey:
1 head romaine lettuce
1/3 red onion
2 green onions
1 cucumber (peeled)
2 roma tomatoes
Feta cheese crumbles
The key to the success of this salad lies in everything being cold — even the bowl — get thee to a fridge! Chop the stuff, crumble on the feta (I get organic sheep feta from Rainbow), and toss it up, yo. Absolutely essential finishing touches are salt and fresh-ground pepper, and Newman's Own Olive Oil & Vinegar dressing.
Comments (8)
Hey Shiftey, what's "the stuff?" I've been mulling it hardcore all morning...
Posted by Wookie da Gimp | November 7, 2001 6:23 AM
Posted on November 7, 2001 06:23
It's Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons. That's from the "Sherri Bobbins" episode - he's got a full-on one-man-band getup, complete with a bucket of water to dump on his head a la "Flashdance." That clip *still* cracks me up every time I listen to it.
Posted by redshifter | November 7, 2001 11:05 AM
Posted on November 7, 2001 11:05
Hey better recipe:
half a head of clean spinich
1 small red onion
2 boiled eggs
feta cheese
honey mustard dressing
Posted by darian | November 7, 2001 2:59 PM
Posted on November 7, 2001 14:59
Anyone have any good ones that will make our esteemed vegan friends happy?
Posted by bk | November 7, 2001 3:03 PM
Posted on November 7, 2001 15:03
Um...I think everyone should know that this recipe is NOT redshifter's own. It was stolen from a certain tall blonde and her father who invented the salad about five years ago.
And don't buy the feta cheese already crumbled. It is too dry.
DC
Posted by Deirdre | November 8, 2001 8:32 AM
Posted on November 8, 2001 08:32
his is the point in the movie where the three lugs on the couch look at their friend and go "Damn, youse busted!"
Posted by Wookie da Gimp | November 8, 2001 9:23 AM
Posted on November 8, 2001 09:23
No way, you and your dad invented the Greek Salad?
Posted by redshifter | November 8, 2001 10:13 AM
Posted on November 8, 2001 10:13
Um...You know as well as I do that my father is a culinary genius. Don't think you'll be eating HIS salad anytime soon.
Slut.
Posted by Deirdre | November 9, 2001 2:07 PM
Posted on November 9, 2001 14:07