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Portrait of a Knucklehead

The early riser springs out of bed bright and early and enjoys a nice, hot shower. He throws on some clothes, does the grooming thing, packs up his laptop and strides confidently out the door, knowing that he has all the time in the world to make it to work. He doesn't sweat it when the bus is late; he's early, right? He leisurely grabs a bagel and arrives at his workplace at the crisp hour of 8:50AM. He casually unpacks his laptop, and that's when the cold mitts of reality grab him by the package: YOU FORGOT YOUR DAMN POWER ADAPTER, IDIOT!

Yeah, I'm cool.

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